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Letter of the Day: Tanned, rested, ready

Published: Sunday, November 18, 2012 at 3:00 a.m.
Last Modified: Friday, November 16, 2012 at 5:18 p.m.

Tanned, rested, ready

EDITOR: Now that the seemingly endless 2012 election season is over and we have had a 10-day respite, I would like to formally announce my intention to run for president in 2016. One can never start too early.

I have no platform as yet, so I will frequently hold my finger in the air to see which way the wind is blowing. I have no funding, so I cannot be corrupted until a later time. I have no particular skills, except for life experience. I haven’t decided which party I will hang my shingle on. Please join me in supporting Anthony Morgan for president in 2016.

I’m Anthony Morgan, and I approve this message.

ANTHONY MORGAN

Petaluma

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