Culture Junkie: On B-movies, holiday traditions and ‘The Santa Clause’
Disney’s “The Santa Clause,” starring Tim Allen, debuted 25 years ago, on November 11, 1994. I know that because I saw it for the first time on Tuesday, November 22. I remember the date I saw “The Santa Clause” because it’s the same date my first wife, Gladys, died of cancer.
(I promise, this column is going to get lighter in just a moment. It will even include the phrase “reindeer farts,” so bear with me.)
Gladys and I had been divorced a few years by that November.
As I once described our relationship, everything that was good about us had been crushed under the weight of everything that wasn’t. So we split up, and our lives moved on, with our focus going to raising our two kids, Jenna and Andy, as single parents living 45 miles apart.
When Gladys was diagnosed with lung cancer and Lymphoma shortly after Easter, the whole world changed.
As their mother got sicker and sicker, Jenna and Andy were spending more time at my house, which I shared with my relatively new girlfriend Susan. The day Gladys died, I’d taken the kids out of school (they lived with her in Fairfield at the time), and they were playing in the back room of our house when I got the phone call saying that Gladys short battle was over.
While Susan stayed with the kids, I took a walk, heading downtown to give myself a moment to figure out how I was going to tell my children. They knew their mother was sick, of course. But she’d promised them she’d get better, and that everything would go back to normal.
And they believed her.
I decided I should bring home something special, something sweet to undercut the sadness. After considering donuts and a cake (nope, too macabre. Cakes are for birthdays, not death days), I found myself at A Circle of Friends, an invitingly ecclectic gift shop that was then on Kentucky Street, a few spots down from where Copperfield’s is now. Cheryl Wagner, the proprietor, assisted me as I selected some chocolate truffles, and I found myself telling her all about what I was preparing myself to face with those truffles. I don’t remember what Cheryl said, exactly, but it has something to do with trusting myself to know how to say exactly what needed to be said. Her words helped, as much as any advice could, and I headed home with the chocolate.
After telling the kids the horrible news (easily one of the worst conversations of my life, but done as gently and kindly as I could), Susan and I were at a loss as to how to spend the rest of the day. Having known for a few weeks that Gladys was unlikely to pull through, recognizing that we’d be bringing the kids to live with us soon, we’d already scheduled a couple of walkthroughs of larger houses. So we decided to go ahead, after lunch, and keep those appointments.
I’ll never forget the frozen look of slight confusion (and something like shock) on the face of one real estate agent when Jenna, then eight years old, earnestly informed him that her mother had died that morning. For a split second, I felt worse for that agent than I felt for myself and my kids. Once the house hunting was completed, not knowing what else to do, we decided to take Jenna and Andy to the movies.
We’d already seen “The Lion King,” so we picked “The Santa Clause.”
It’s the story of a selfish dad who accidentally kills Santa Claus (sort of, it’s a little vague), and then is contractually obligated to take Santa’s place, becoming a better man and a better father in the process.
Twenty minutes into the film, when Santa plummets from a roof and soon after vanishes, pretty clearly having fallen to his death, I remember thinking, “Oops.”
Should have picked a different movie.
Should have seen “The Lion King” again.
But wait. No. That’s the one where Simba’s Dad dies.
What is it with Disney movies?
After a short while, though, the kids got into it. The exploding turkey, the epic trip to the North Pole, the elves with attitude, and yes, those aforementioned reindeer farts, all had Jenna ande Andy smiling and laughing and exchanging faces of delight.
I know, I know. It’s a B-movie by any stretch of the word, but that moment, for 90 minutes - during which Jenna and Andy almost forgot they’d just lost their mother - “The Santa Clause” was, to me and Susan, the best movie in the world!
Critics, of course, have not been so kind to the film.
At the time of its release, the British film magazine Empire called “The Santa Clause” “bloated and wretched.” Michael Sragow, of the New Yorker, dubbed the film a “sappy, unkindled big screen Yule log.” And Richard Schickel of Time Magazine wrote, “You can get the same emotional and imaginative kick staying home and rereading your Christmas cards.” Despite such pans, the movie was a huge hit for Disney, and hatched two sequels. Its screenwriters, Leo Benevenuti and Steve Rudnick, who pen scripts as a team and cut their teeth writing for such comedians at Carol Burnett, Jeff Garlin, Tom Arnold and Dennis Miller, went on to write the “Santa Clause” sequels, and the screenplays for the feature films “Space Jam” and Will Ferrell’s “Kicking and Screaming.”
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